Be Single and Happy

Hey, you're single! You don't need to be disappointed. I bring you five benefits that a single status gets you to give you an edge over your married counterparts.

Sleep
Remember your mother waking up your father every day? Yes, you are lucky. Being single gives you good sleep. There is no one to count the hours you have slept in bed. It is a beautiful world with no one to nag you. Just your bed, your pillow and you!

Money
Being single makes you the Finance Minister. You are free to manage your money. Sharing is a sin. You don't have to make budgets too. Get anything that you wish. You are the boss.

Career
You are the boss of your professional life too. You have the freedom to work anytime you want. Socialize all day and do your tasks all night. You can laugh off at your married colleagues who have to rush home to serve their spouse. You are free from commitments. You also don't share your salaries with anyone. I like this part.

Denial
Remember, when you are single, you are not alone. Rejection and denial are your best pals. If you are stuck on a date that's  turning bad, make an excuse and get out of that place. No one is asking you to stick there!

Self-Amusement
Call up friends for PS 4, Xbox one, Candy crush  for your amusement. Cook for yourself from whatever you can find in the kitchen. Spy your neighbors. The possibilities are just infinite.

Being single kinda look interesting oh, just saying.